Resolutions
When I Come To Be Old
by Jonathan Swift

Not to
Marry a young Woman.
Keep young Company unless they reely desire it.
Be peevish or morose, or suspicious.
Scorn present Ways, or Wits, or Fashions, or Men, or War, &c.
Be fond of Children, or let them come near me hardly.
Tell the same Story over and over to the same People.
Be covetous.
Neglect decency, or cleenlyness, for fear of falling into Nastyness.
Be over severe with young People, but give Allowances for their youthfull follyes, and Weeknesses.
Be influenced by, or give ear to knavish tatling Servants, or others.
Be too free of advise nor trouble any but those that desire it.
Desire some good Friends to inform me which of these Resolutions I break, or neglect, & wherein; and reform accordingly.
Talk much, nor of my self.
Boast of my former beauty, or strength, or favor with Ladyes, &c.
Hearken to Flatteryes, nor conceive I can be beloved by a young woman. et eos qui hereditatem captant odisse ac vitare.
Be positive or opiniative.
Sett up for observing all these Rules, for fear I should observe none.

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